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Dear Father Christmas

Clay-style illustration of Father Christmas sitting in a cosy armchair, thoughtfully reviewing a thick binder of charts and graphs like a pitch deck. A mug of tea and a mince pie sit nearby, creating a warm, humorous contrast between festive comfort and serious startup analysis.

I don’t need much.


Just one warm intro that actually replies and a roadmap that survives contact with reality.


I've already got a team that believes, so I’m not asking for miracles.


And maybe, one night of sleep without LinkedIn notifications.


Milk and cookies will be left out.


Along with a cap table and a pitch deck, just in case you know anyone who might be interested.

From a founder who still believes great things start simple.


John Thornewill

22nd December 2025

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